What Vegetable can give you erectile Dysfunction?
Manswer: French cut style string green beans, (From a can only, fresh green beans cannot lead to erectile dysfunction)
When is the worst time to try for women?
Manswer: the third monday in January is the least chance of getting laid because it is the most depressing day of the year. Reason coldest time of year, failed new year resolutions, and dept from the holidays.
What will help from losing brain cells caused by binge drinking?
Manswer: marijuana. Reason it stops the harmful chemicals of alcohol from damaging the brain.
What article of clothing will help satisfy a women?
Menswer: when pleasuring a women the article of clothing that should be left on is her socks, it gives you a higher chance of her to orgasm.
How to fight off a shark that is biting you?
Manswer: poke it in the eyes. Reason it will stun the shark an let go momentarily so you can get your arm out of it's mouth and try and get away.
How to get free beer? The way to get free beer is from landfills, beer makers throw away 1% of their beer each year because it has expired, and 1% of all the beer in the world is... well... a lot of beer that is thrown away.
How to increase pain tolerance?
Sexual fantasies increase your pain tolerance, so imagine your self in a threesome with two other women if you are in pain.
What daily habit is most likely to decrease your size "down below"?
Smoking, smoke in your arteries decreases blood flow, which may decrease the size of your love stick.
Fastest way to decrease a beach boner? ice cold beer, or cold item at the base of your genitalia.
What is the slipperiest substance on Earth? Coal Tar, which is a carcinogenic substance so it is not recommended to be used on contact of the skin.
Disclaimer: none of these facts are mine they were all found from the television series monsters. Just because I am posting these facts doesn't mean I am telling you to try any of them. Any dangerous stunts should be left to the pros. Manswer's facts, spike tv, manswers, spike, television, spike television.
